faith

poem

2007-05-20T09:54:00.000-07:00

God's World
by Edna St. Vincent Millay

O world, I cannot hold thee close enough!

Thy winds, thy wide grey skies!

Thy mists, that roll and rise!
Thy woods, this autumn day, that ache and sag
And all but cry with colour! That gaunt crag
To crush! To lift the lean of that black bluff!
World, World, I cannot get thee close enough!

Long have I known a glory in it all,

But never knew I this:

Here such a passion is
As stretcheth me apart,—Lord, I do fear
Thou'st made the world too beautiful this year;
My soul is all but out of me,—let fall
No burning leaf; prithee, let no bird call.

Communication

2007-05-20T09:36:00.001-07:00

Three fastest ways of communication in the world:

1. Tele-phone
2. Tele-vision
3. Tell-a-woman.

Do you still want a faster way? Tell the woman not to tell anyone!

SLEEPING ROUGH IN THE COUNTRY

2007-05-20T09:32:00.000-07:00

A police chief, a fire chief, and a city manager were traveling together by car to a municipal management conference in a distant city. Their car broke down in a rural area, and they were forced to seek shelter for the night at a nearby farmhouse. The farmer welcomed them in, but cautioned them that there were only two spare beds, and that one of them would have to sleep in the barn with the farm animals. After a short conference, the police chief agreed to take the barn. Shortly after retiring, a knock was heard on the door of the farmhouse. The party inside answered to find the police chief standing there, complaining that he could not sleep. There were pigs in the barn, he said, and he was reminded of the days when everyone called him a pig. The fire chief then volunteered to exchange with the police chief. A short time later, another knock was heard at the door. The fire chief complained that the cows in the barn reminded him of Mrs. O'Leary's cow that started the Chicago fire, and that every time he started to go to sleep, he started to have a fireman's worst nightmare, that of burning to death. The city attorney, in desperation for sleep, then agreed to sleep in the barn. This seemed like a good idea until a few minutes later, when another knock was heard at the door. When the occupants answered the door, there stood the very indignant cows and pigs.

HOW CAN THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE?

2007-05-20T09:30:00.000-07:00

1- A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
When inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she's using the ATM "thingy".

2- I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.
"Do you need some help?" I asked.
She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?"
"Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I asked.
"No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries...it's a long walk."

3- Several years ago, we had an intern who was none too swift. One day he was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?"
"Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told him.
With that, the intern took his last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.

He said...

2007-05-20T02:31:00.000-07:00

He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.

He said... Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?
She said...Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.

He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

joke !

2007-05-20T02:28:00.000-07:00

Tooling Along

Joey-Jim was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him over. "What's wrong, Seamus?" Joey-Jim asked. "Well didn't ya know, Joey-Jim, that your wife fell out of the car about five miles back?" said Seamus. "Ah, praise the Almighty!" he replied with relief. "I thought I'd gone deaf!"

memory class

2007-05-20T02:20:00.000-07:00

An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.
A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him.
"What was the name of the Instructor?" asked the neighbor.
"Oh, ummmm, let's see," the old man pondered. "You know that flower, you know, the one that smells really nice but has those prickly thorns, what's that flower's name?"
"A rose?" asked the neighbor.
"Yes, that's it," replied the old man. He then turned toward his house and shouted, "Hey, Rose, what's the name of the Instructor we took the memory class from?"

Hired help

2007-05-20T02:11:00.000-07:00

A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.
The guy says, ''Who is this?''
''This is the maid,'' answers the woman.
''We don't have a maid,'' says the man.
The woman says, ''I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.''
The man says, ''Well, this is her husband. Is she there?''
The woman replies, ''She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband.''
The guy is fuming and says to the maid, ''Listen, would you like to make $50,000?''
The maid says, ''What will I have to do?''
The man tells her, ''I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with.''
The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots.
The maid comes back to the phone, ''What do I do with the bodies?''
The man says, ''Throw them in the swimming pool.''
Puzzled, the maid answers, ''But you don't have a pool.''
A long pause and the man says, ''Is this 567-5309?''

poem from shel silverstein

2007-05-20T01:47:00.000-07:00

PARANOID

Everybody says I'm paranoid

They all think I'm crazy

They all smile to my face

But they'd like to see me die.

They put poison in my coffee.

They put ground glass in my oatmeal.

They put spiders in my tennis shoes

And shit in my pecan pie.

It's hard to stop and figure out

Where did it all begin.

You see, my father wanted a little girl

And my mother wanted twins

And my grandpa admired Hitler,

So everything Idid was wrong.

And I'm gonna stop now

Cuz even though you're smilin',

I know you hate this song.

Yeah... and I know you're only listenin'

Cuz you don't want to hurt my feelin's

And you're just waitin' for me to leave

You put the poison in my coffee.

You put the ground glass in my oatmeal.

You put the spiders in my tennis shoes ,

And you shit in my pecan pie !

I know !

Don't deny it.

I know...

I KNOW !

I know

story

2007-04-27T11:27:00.001-07:00

In the airport

A few years ago, there were a lot of hijackings on aeroplanes, so now people
always search passengers and their luggage at airports before they let them
get into and aeroplane, because they do not want them to take guns or bombs
or other dangerous things on to the plane with them.
Mr and Mrs Smith were singers, and they travelled a lot. Whenever they went
by plane, people searched them and their luggage, of course.
One day, Mr Smith came to the airport, and the men searched him and his
luggage first. He was ready to get on the plane. Then Mrs Smith arrived.
Se was late and in a hurry, but the people searched her and her bag carefully.
Then Mr Smith heard her laugh and say to the men happily," Oh, that's very
good ! I've looked for those scissors for several days, and now you've found
them for me ! Thank you very much !

story

2007-04-27T10:54:00.000-07:00

In the shopping

It was winter, and Mrs Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited
until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the
shops with her to pay for everything and to carry her parcels. They went to
a lot of shops, and Mrs Hermann bought a lot of things. She often stopped
and said ," Look, Joe ! Isn't that beautiful !"
He then answered," All right, dear. How much is it ? and took his money out
to pay for it.
It was dark when they came out of the last shop, and Mr Hermann was tired
and thinking about other things, like a nice drink by the said of a warm fire
at home. Suddenly his wife looked up at the sky and said," Look at that
beautiful moon, Joe !"
Without stopping, Mr Hermann answered," All right , dear. How much is it ?!!!"

poem

2007-04-26T12:24:00.001-07:00

A PSALM OF LIFA

'Life that shall send A challenge to its end, And when it comes, say, 'Welcome, friend.''

WHAT THE HEART OF THE YOUNG MAN SAID TO THE PSALMISTI

Tell me not, in mournful numbers,
Life is but an empty dream!For the soul is dead that slumbers,
And things are not what they seem.
II
Life is real—life is earnest—
And the grave is not its goal:Dust thou art, to dust returnest,
Was not spoken of the soul.
III
Not enjoyment, and not sorrow,
Is our destin'd end or way;But to act, that each to-morrow
Find us farther than to-day.
IV
Art is long, and time is fleeting,
And our hearts, though stout and brave,Still, like muffled drums, are beating
Funeral marches to the grave.
V
In the world's broad field of battle,
In the bivouac of Life,Be not like dumb, driven cattle!
Be a hero in the strife!
VI
Trust no Future, howe'er pleasant!
Let the dead Past bury its dead!Act—act in the glorious Present!
Heart within, and God o'er head!
VII
Lives of great men all remind us
We can make our lives sublime,And, departing, leave behind us
Footsteps on the sands of time.
VIII
Footsteps, that, perhaps another,
Sailing o'er life's solemn main,A forlorn and shipwreck'd brother,
Seeing, shall take heart again.
IX
Let us then be up and doing,
With a heart for any fate;Still achieving, still pursuing,
Learn to labor and to wait.

story

2007-04-26T12:18:00.000-07:00

Black clothes

Mrs Robinson was a teacher in a big school in a city in America. she had boys and
girls in her class, and she always enjoyed teaching them, because they were quick,
and because they thought about everything carefully. One day she said to the
children, " people in a lot of countries in Asia were white clothes when they're
happy . What color does a woman wear in this country when she marries, Mary?"
Mary said, " White ,Miss, because she's happy."
"That's good,Mary, "Mrs Robinson said. "You're quite right. She wears white
because she's happy."
But then one of the boys in the class put his hand up.
"Yes, Dick! "Mrs Robinson said." Do you want to ask something? "
"Yes,please,Miss," Dick said. "Why do men wear black in this country when they
marry, Miss?

poem

2007-04-26T11:54:00.000-07:00

Mother to Son

Well, son, I'll tell you:Life for me ain't been no crystal stair.It's had tacks in it,And splinters,And boards torn up,And places with no carpet on the floor—Bare.But all the time I'se been a-climbin' on,And reachin' landin's,And turnin' corners,And sometimes goin' in the darkWhere there ain't been no light.So, boy, don't you turn back.Don't you set down on the steps.'Cause you finds it's kinder hard.Don't you fall now—For I'se still goin', honey,I'se still climbin',And life for me ain't been no crystal stair.

happy new year my friends!!!!

2007-04-22T01:43:00.000-07:00

proverb

2007-04-22T01:23:00.000-07:00

the softer... the longer

funny

2007-04-22T01:02:00.000-07:00

Are the horizontal lines parallel or do they slope?

poem

2007-04-15T00:41:00.000-07:00

God's World
by Edna St. Vincent Millay

O world, I cannot hold thee close enough!

Thy winds, thy wide grey skies!

But never knew I this:

Here such a passion is
As stretcheth me apart,—Lord, I do fear
Thou'st made the world too beautiful this year;
My soul is all but out of me,—let fall
No burning leaf; prithee, let no bird call.

life after death.

2007-02-24T22:46:00.000-08:00

- How do you feel about it ?

- Are you afraid of death ?

- And if you are , where dose it come from ?

- There wiil be something after life . but what ?!?

- Rebirth ?

- A kind of paradise ?

- Our just nothing , like an endless sleep without any dream ?

- yes , you get afraid of it , but it 's important to think about death , because : what is life without it ?

In koran , God refers to the world of the death . We relive man after death

, because we want to examin his or her acts , God says .

All of acts that we do in this world , God knows all of them.

The good man enters into the paradise and

the bad man enters in to the hell .

We are moslems and be live in two world .

This world is the field

for that world.

jennifer loppez's songs

2007-02-21T23:45:00.000-08:00

I could wait all night and day
To go to a party, sit down and wait
Give my request to the DJ
Caus my song he's gotta play

And when I hear that beat
I get my body up out my seat
Grab a guy and move my feet
He's playing my song

Play
Come on play that song
Play it all night long
Just turn it up and turn me on
Play
Come on DJ play that song
You know that it turns me on
Just turn it up and turn me on

DJ just play that song
Cause I wanna be dancing all night long
So play my , play my , play my , play my
Play my favorite song

I don't care if everybody's gone
Turn it up cause it turns me on
Keep dancin' all night long
It feels so good that it can't be wrong

I get the chills up and down my spine
Whenever I hear that song of mine
When it stops better press rewind
Let me hear it one more time

I just wanna dance
Is that a crime?
Alright then

proverb

2007-02-17T23:33:00.000-08:00

JUST FOR FUN :

You shouldn't judge a book by it's cover .

life

2007-02-17T22:53:00.000-08:00

Life is nota riddle , it is a mystery . A riddle is something that can be solved , a mystery is something that can never be solved . A mystery is something you can become on with . you can dissolve into it , you can melt into it and you yourself can become mysterious .

picture

2007-02-15T01:01:00.000-08:00

see this picture!

this is our Island!

2007-02-15T00:43:00.000-08:00